Go Bears!
Time: 6:15
Game Clock: T-20 minutes
Beers In: 0
Significant Game Happening: Still awaiting kickoff
Current Thinkings: Pensive.
Time: 6:28
Game Clock: 14:50
Beers In: 0
Significant Game Happening: Devin Hester returns opening kickoff for a touchdown.
Current Thinkings: Holy Shit! Still pensive, though.
Time: 6:47
Game Clock: 6:50 left in the 1st
Beers In: 1
Significant Game Happening: Peyton's pass to a wide open Reggie Wayne for an easy 6
Current Thinkings: Pensive.
Also, how the fuck does our Cover 2 (with our safeties 20 yards off the ball at the snap) miss a Reggie Wayne down the middle?
Time: 6:56
Game Clock: 4:50 left in the first
Score: 14-6
Beers In: 1
Significant Game Happening: Teams exchange fumbles resulting in a big T. Jones run to the 5 with a Bears TD soon after
Current Thinkings: Still pensive.
Time: 7:05
Game Clock: 2:30 left in the 1st
Score: 14-6
Beers In: 1
Significant Game Happening: Another Bears fumble
Current Thinkings: Fuck!
Time: 7:22
Game Clock: 11:40 left in the 2nd
Score: 14-9
Beers In: 2
Significant Game Happening: Bears D holds Indy to 3 in the red zone
Current Thinkings: Pensive.
Time: 7:42
Game Clock: 3:57 left in the 2nd
Score: 14-16
Beers In: 2
Significant Game Happening: Bears can't sustain offense
Current Thinkings: Can someone plant Manning into the Earth, please? Just once. Big hit. Make him eat dirt.
Time: 7:50
Game Clock: 2:00 warning before halftime
Score: 14-16
Beers In: 2
Significant Game Happening: Peyton driving.
Current Thinkings: Wishing the announcers would stop talking about Peyton "getting into the rhythm"
Wait. Wait! Colts fumble! Bears recovered!
Wait... wait... Bears fumble. Colts recovered.
What the fuck... twice now in the game... back to back fumbles...
Time: 8:00
Game Clock: halftime
Score: 14-16
Beers In: 3
Current Thinkings: More running game in the 2nd half, please, thanks.
Time: 8:12
Game Clock: halftime
Score: 14-16
Beers In: 3
Current Thinkings: The halftime shows have been and always will be retarded, uninteresting, and have nothing to do with the game (or "entertainment").
Seriously, would anyone be pissed if they were done away with?
Time: 8:33
Game Clock: 9:19 left in the 3rd
Score: 14-16
Beers In: 4
Significant Game Happening: Peyton driving
Current Thinkings: Can we get a stop on 3rd down?
Time: 8:48
Game Clock: 5:38 left in the 3rd
Score: 14-19
Beers In: 4
Significant Game Happening: 2nd and 1, two sacks, now we have 4th and 19
Current Thinkings: Full of sorrow
Time: 9:05
Game Clock: 1:14 left in the 3rd
Score: 17-22
Beers In: 4
Significant Game Happening: Bears FG
Current Thinkings: We need (NEED) a defensive stop.
Time: 9:30
Game Clock: 9:55 left in the game
Score: 17-29
Beers In: 5
Significant Game Happening: Grossman's 2nd INT
Current Thinkings: Despair
Time: 9:45
Game Clock: 5:55 left
Score: 17-29
Beers In: 5
Significant Game Happening: It's 4th and 9 at mid-field.
Current Thinkings: Pensive. This is the last chance.
...
Didn't convert.
Game over.
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