Okay, in the unlikely scenario that Michigan is the undefeated team at the end of the year, and there are a bunch of 1 loss teams, one of which is to play in the BCS, and the list looks something like:

OSU
Texas
Louisville
Florida
Auburn
USC
Notre Dame
California
WV

So that would be the list of the one loss teams in this scenario. Okay, so out of that list, if OSU isn't the one chosen because Florida is picked or something, I'm going on a crusade. I don't care if the AP and Coaches polls are anonymous; I'll find them out. Then I'm buying one of those huge OSU towels, and I'm tracking each of the voters down, buying a membership to their gym of choice, waiting for them in the locker room; then, *SNAP!*.

I've been working on my technique, too. That shit will fucking hurt. I bet they'll regret picking a 1-loss Florida over a 1-loss OSU, then. I'm gonna knot the end of the towel, too, and wet it. Man, there's gonna be a lot of welts going around. I'm a welt-generating machine.

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So, Rutgers wouldn't be a possible outcome? I think an undefeated team in D1, and who has played some quality teams (including the then undefeated #3 Louisville), does have a case to earn the right at the champtionship game.

Posted by cwp on November 11, 2006 09:51 AM

If it's Rutgers vs. OSU; then I am all for Rutgers coming in. If it is Rutgers vs. MICH and OSU has to sit it out... that's bullshit!.

Posted by J$ on November 12, 2006 02:48 AM

Rutgers is a joke.

And I think it'd be hard to make the Coach's Poll anonymous.

Posted by chuckie on November 13, 2006 02:56 PM

Oops, kinda read that wrong.

I guess the *votes* could be anonymous. The coaches themselves, on the other hand, are kind of out in the open.

But starting with Lloyd Carr and hitting them all except Tressel wouldn't be a bad start.

Posted by chuckie on November 13, 2006 03:03 PM