When you are sitting at a local watering hole, it is very important where you place your cigarettes and lighter.

Your cigarettes should be placed aligned with your left shoulder flat onto the bar approximately 1" away from the edge of the bar. And (this is of the upmost importance), the bottom edge of the pack of cigarettes should be parallel to the bar's edge. Your lighter is laid atop the pack perfectly bisecting it. The bottom of the lighter should be aligned with the bottom of the pack (thus, making the bottom of the lighter, also, run parallel to the edge of the bar) and the lighter's tab should be facing right.

J$
#!/usr/bin/perl
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;$_=ord$"<<s>>$J>,s-.-
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&&print chop;print chr

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duh. why waste space on instinctive things like this?

Posted by gryhrt on May 2, 2003 04:40 PM

Hey, I am with you; it's instinctive. It's the right way. But, there are people that just don't buy into the one-right-way methodology.

My next post will be on my closet OCD. That's going to be a lengthy one.

Posted by J$ on May 2, 2003 05:10 PM