Stop putting huge non-functional wings on the back of your car!!

Stop dropping your car so low to the ground it can barely function as transportation!!

Stop cutting your springs to achieve the aforementioned result!! Why would you cut your springs?!?!

Stop putting more free-flowing exhausts on your car that are only cat back!!

Cobra eyes are not cool!!

Body kits are, 99% of the time, tasteless!! Leave your poor car alone!!

Really heavy 20-inch wheels make your car go slower!! Stop doing it!! Get light, small wheels for the love of God!!

And, why, why oh why, did you put nitrous on a sedan!?!? It will not get you laid, but it will make you look foolish to car enthusiasts.

There. I have said it and gotten it out of my system. I feel better.

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well said.

Posted by f1focus on March 17, 2003 06:51 PM

cobra eyes are cool.

Posted by alw9 on March 17, 2003 08:31 PM